Jesus.

 Should this be listed under things to do while high?

It’s too bad Dubai imprisons you mercilessly if you ever get caught with weed. Their fountains sure are cool.

The fear that I will see the same thing as this man right before I die has motivated more decisions than I can count in the last 10 years.

“This is the worst mariachi music I have ever heard. Also, the whale poops at 1:05.”

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Stare at this thing for 15 seconds before scrolling down. The rest of the page will be all crazy.
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Stare at this thing for 15 seconds before scrolling down. The rest of the page will be all crazy.

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Don’t be fooled, fellow Stoners. This has nothing to do with the television series the screen grab implies, which is how I got sucked into watching it on youtube in the first place.

Still. It was something of a lucky find.

When you hear the words film school, it’s music videos like this that come straight to mind what with the college-aged actors, the self-indulgent, presentational shots, and the dramatic story lines. There is, however, something about this little production that’s kind of eloquent. I loved, for instance, the deflated balloons in the opening sequence.

I probably would have ditched the song and the girl. Neither really work. But what does work is how the thing looks. It’s beautiful in a “look me, I went to film school” kind of way.

We get it, you know what a light kit is.

So watch it with the sound off—or maybe put this music on instead—and keep your thumb close to your eye, so you can mask the girl’s face out of the picture. It’s not that she’s ugly. She’s just sort of uninteresting.

 You should do this with your roommates.

This awesome music video combines the glory of Sigur Ros with the trippy 70’s film Fantastic Planet. If you haven’t seen Fantastic Planet, I would highly recommend it. It’s really something and pretty easy to track down online. I could do all that work for you, but I’m too lazy.

Buy the Mp3 or Steal it For Free.

(PS. Dinosaurs Are Still Alive)

This is not a Disney World Robot, fellow stoners, this is an 18 FUCKING FOOT CROCODILE.

Holy.
Jesus.

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