Jesus.

 Should this be listed under things to do while high?

It’s too bad Dubai imprisons you mercilessly if you ever get caught with weed. Their fountains sure are cool.

The fear that I will see the same thing as this man right before I die has motivated more decisions than I can count in the last 10 years.

“This is the worst mariachi music I have ever heard. Also, the whale poops at 1:05.”

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Don’t be fooled, fellow Stoners. This has nothing to do with the television series the screen grab implies, which is how I got sucked into watching it on youtube in the first place.

Still. It was something of a lucky find.

When you hear the words film school, it’s music videos like this that come straight to mind what with the college-aged actors, the self-indulgent, presentational shots, and the dramatic story lines. There is, however, something about this little production that’s kind of eloquent. I loved, for instance, the deflated balloons in the opening sequence.

I probably would have ditched the song and the girl. Neither really work. But what does work is how the thing looks. It’s beautiful in a “look me, I went to film school” kind of way.

We get it, you know what a light kit is.

So watch it with the sound off—or maybe put this music on instead—and keep your thumb close to your eye, so you can mask the girl’s face out of the picture. It’s not that she’s ugly. She’s just sort of uninteresting.

 You should do this with your roommates.

This awesome music video combines the glory of Sigur Ros with the trippy 70’s film Fantastic Planet. If you haven’t seen Fantastic Planet, I would highly recommend it. It’s really something and pretty easy to track down online. I could do all that work for you, but I’m too lazy.

Buy the Mp3 or Steal it For Free.

( Feist Does Nina Simone )

And they’re both awesome in an old-school, slave-song sort of way.

Point:

Counterpoint:

 Insert sexpun here.

Pummelvision
Perfect for: Nostalgic Stoners
To Be Used: After a hearty Obsession with Facebook Photo Albums

I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Vanilla Sky, but there’s this scene at the end of the movie where all these little moments of the ever-crazy Tom Cruise’s life flash before his eyes.

Enter Pummelvision, this excellent site that takes all your facebook or flickr photos and converts them into a sweet-ass music video. If this is what everything you’ve done looks like when you die, then I’m already looking forward to it.

Make one of your own and post it in the comments. Best life wins.

Pummelvision
Perfect for: Nostalgic Stoners
To Be Used: After a hearty Obsession with Facebook Photo Albums 

 PS. Did you do this Internet thing yet? How about this?

“All that I want is keeping it easy.”

You may know Röyksopp from that caveman commercial, but their music is consistently awesome and the lyrics to this song are particularly relevant.

Buy the mp3 or steal it for free.

Stoners love creating stop-motion music videos by taking over entire cities and animating other people’s windows.

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