Should this be listed under things to do while high?
It’s too bad Dubai imprisons you mercilessly if you ever get caught with weed. Their fountains sure are cool.
Tracking A ‘Sisterhood’ Of Traveling Ants
Perfect for: Geeking Out
To Be Used: For Research When Writing Aliens 7
If you don’t think ants are interesting, you might change your mind. In Mark Moffett’s new book, you learn that ant colonies developed coordinated labor forces and cultivated their own food millions of years before we did.
So began an excellent hour of really mind-blowing stuff about ants. You know, I’ve never really given a shit about bugs, but I was sitting on the bus listening to this thing and the whole time, I just kept being like, holy fuckin’ Jesus!
Thank God these creatures are smaller than my thumb, because if they were even as big as, say, cats, we’d be in a lot trouble.
Case in point: they talked about a war—an ant fucking war—that’s been waging between two different colony-nations, the front lines of which extends the entire length of California. Apparently, millions upon millions of sentinels are sacrificing their lives every day as they battle for territory.
If you like alien movies, you’ll definitely like hearing about the exploits and savagery of these lil fuckers.
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The fear that I will see the same thing as this man right before I die has motivated more decisions than I can count in the last 10 years.
“This is the worst mariachi music I have ever heard. Also, the whale poops at 1:05.”
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76. No thanks, I might get kicked off the math team.
This is not a Disney World Robot, fellow stoners, this is an 18 FUCKING FOOT CROCODILE.
Holy.
Jesus.
The Haunter
Perfect for: Geeking Out
To be Used: Never as a follower, always as a visitor.
The Haunter is an excellently curated collection of creepy imagery interspersed with enough pop culture/simpsons goodness for the average stoner not to turn away.
The images—arresting and startling—fill the entire screen, which makes the experience of scrolling through them totally immersive, and well-suited for a weary web-based weed trance.
The Haunter
Perfect for: Geeking Out
To be Used: Never as a follower, always as a visitor.
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From the archives:
Inception
Perfect for: Enhancement Stoners
To Be Used: After you’ve exhausted all other awesome dream movies
Okay. Okay. Okay. Fine. I’ll write the INCEPTION REVIEW. Everyone just calm down. Jesus. I’ve probably gotten a dozen emails this week about it.
The reason why I’ve been resisting a WHOLE 10 DAYS to write the thing, is because it seems like all the reviews on this site go a little something like this:
Ohhhh, man, so-and-so movie was sooo fucking cool. I was baked out of my gourd, man, and the graphics were sweet as hell, dude..
But. Dude. I was totally confused at some parts…
Sound familiar?
Yeah, not that interesting, is it?
Now you know why I waited.
The Museum of Me transforms your digital life into a virtual art installation.
Paul McCartney was dead. We all knew it. After all, the Beatles had been burying clues in their music ever since The White Album…
Have you ever actually listened to the haunted backwards voices allegedly hidden in Beatles tracks? You should. They’re creepy as hell and there’s a nice collection here.
AVATAR
Perfect for: Geeking Out
To Be Used: Anytime. Literally. Any time.
Okay. First of all, you are an idiot. Why, you ask, are you an idiot? Well, you’re settling in to read a review of a movie that you’ve no doubt already seen. You don’t need to know whether or not I liked it, all you have to do is fire up some of those brain cells and remember whether you liked it…
You were high when you saw it, weren’t you?
Of course your were.
If, however, by some infinitesimal, incalculable odds you (a) read this blog, but (b) have not seen Avatar, then you, my friend, are the greatest idiot of them all.
Or maybe you’re poor.
Fortunately, though, your misdeeds can be forgiven BECAUSE HOLY SHIT AVATAR IS COMING BACK TO THE THEATER, which is fucking awesome, because unless your a 15 year-old girl who likes vampires, the summer movie season this year has sucked. A fatty.
I remember last Thanksgiving, my brother and I were kicking it in our garage, and he started telling me about this movie that was “basically a combination of Fern Gully and The Smurfs.”
I’d never heard of it. And it sounded pretty stupid.
“Nah, man,” he replied, taking another hit off the spliff (oh, yeah, we were wolfing down a spliff), “I’m not explaining it right. It’s going to be awesome.”
For Christmas, he got passes to Avatar.
Not just Avatar—
Not just Avatar 3D—
BUT AVATAR MOTHERFUCKING IMAX 3D.
So we roll to the show and ya know, it’s really easy on a blog like this to say that everything is the best thing I’ve ever seen. I mean, when you’re stoned everything is pretty fucking cool. But. Avatar is easily the best movie-going experience I have ever had. Ever. I’m not kidding you.*
It’s the only movie I’ve ever seen in the theaters three times. Ever. It’s that good.
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